I was out of the UK for a few days, just got in the early hours of the morning. For whatever reason, every time I leave Blighty, I spend a few days not passing any bum boulders before the body expels its stinking klondike into the bowels of the porcelain throne a few days later. Today was that day. 18lbs of brown gold, each passing was orgasmic as the last and by the time i had finished, I had sub consciously removed all my clothes and was smearing the putrid waste product again my love spuds whilst chanting allahu akbar.
Slow and steady now, been about 5 times today. Does anyone else find it enjoyable to curl one out whilst reading or cleaning your ears? I tend not to sit long but I do like a book or even a cotton bud while I wait.
