Crackwatch (celtic management mental breakdown thread)

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Josh stones is valued at 20m

Van dyke is as good as him

Sutton was comparing them and saying that if stones goes for 20 m so should vvd... but you knew that.

Only issue is , stones is English ... Hence why he is valued at 20m

Vvd is a 10m defender in today's market
Why, in fuks name, do you bother? honestly! them talking about us is like....erm...erm...****, I can't think of anything that's that funny/pathetic. We are lightyears ahead, and it's impossible to see a way they could ever bridge the chasm between us. And the best bit? THE KNOW IT! <party>
*THEY
 
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JC is at again.

Today he is in the rags bemoaning the rest of the Scottish premiership. The opposition for his elite bunch of top European defenders are not cute enough to stretch his world class back line so his defenders have had to learn on the job against the Euro elite playing in Iceland and Yakshaggerstan.

Poor Virgil will struggle to live up to the tag of the best defender in Europe if these premiership big guns don't get their act together:emoticon-0136-giggl

"Poor Virgil" ? think how improved he'd be if he had a world class defender like Danny Wilson alongside him to guide through games <doh>
 
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Never mind BAD even though you were schooled by wolves in Canada yer still smarter than JC<whistle>

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The young BAD absconds in order to help the new arrivals from the Velvet Underground railroad.

<applause><laugh>

That was also the day i helped the mounties get their man :emoticon-0176-smoke thet always do anyway, mate.

And if it wasn't for the Thai stick, the mushroom, the acid,the speed, the E, and all those other things that you do when dogging it, i'd probably have went to school. ****, it's where aw the burds where <doh>
 
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Weird then that you stayed on till 6th year..Mummy and Daddy make you?

Or, are you trying to tell us you were a pure rebel back i
Weird then that you stayed on till 6th year..Mummy and Daddy make you?

Or, are you trying to tell us you were a pure rebel back in ra day?
Nae Rebels In my family ya cheeky ****.

You are correct though. Mumsy did insist I stay in school until sixth year although I do believe, these days its known as P6.
 
Christ Audrey you're lke a wee dog humping a leg ffs.

Do ya wanna know my story Aud? Do ya really wanna know?

Ok then.

As far back as I remember I wanted to be a gangster........
 
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Christ Audrey you're lke a wee dog humping a leg ffs.

Do ya wanna know my story Aud? Do ya really wanna know?

Ok then.

As far back as I remember I wanted to be a gangster........

Aw, I see, you were talking pish again? did you want to be a gangster so you could put a stop to the bullying you were going through?

What gangster did you like to pretend to be?