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Off Topic Who invented Religion???

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Who invented Religion

Poll closed Aug 4, 2016.
  1. God

    2 vote(s)
    18.2%
  2. Jesus

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%
  3. Mohammed

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Man

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Woman

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Gerrez

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. RHC

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%
  8. Bodanki

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%
  9. Don't know

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. MITO (who happens to be a c*nt)

    6 vote(s)
    54.5%
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  1. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like religion. For thousands of years. Its not changed, just more subtle (or less so for some factions of some religions)
     
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  2. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
    You clearly haven't encountered Dribbles before. He's a legend on our board.
     
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  3. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    Come on lads, Vote for me!
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    clealry jesus doesn't get the fathers come before sons bit.
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That is sick and immoral.
     
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  6. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Only if you can beat me in a game of catch the Malteser.
     
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  8. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    MITO owns yet another poll, he must have some sort of religious following on here <whistle>
     
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  9. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    That's because he's a total cult <ok>
     
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  10. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    I follow him, does that count?
     
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  11. terrifictraore

    terrifictraore Well-Known Member

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    Not a big religion fan (why bother when we all know the maitreya is in charge) but I have always remembered one bible song (well sort of)

    learnt at early age watching the grown ups as a rugby drinking song, took it in turn to sing a verse and then everyone would join in the chorus, failure to remember a verse when it was your turn resulted in a forfeit, this was usually drink related but did depend on what club from having to do the tube, jug, yard etc or even worse having to pay for it. maybe that's why I tried to remember so many verses although there may be more I don't know.

    Chorus
    has anybody seen J C?
    J C, J C, J C, J C,
    not since easter monday,
    riding on a donkey,
    has anybody seen J C?
    J C, J C, J C, J C

    he is holy, he’s devine
    changes water into wine.

    took three loaves and five fish,
    to feed five thousand was a piece of piss,

    from a virgin born, head of thorn,
    he resurrects the dead at dawn,

    virgin mary, she’s the most,
    she’s been ****ed by the holy ghost,

    cleans up temples it is said,
    he raises spastics from their bed,

    he is great, he is cool,
    he walked across my swimming pool,

    lots of songs, raises cheers,
    in the charts for two thousand years,

    holes in hands, holes in feet,
    carried his cross down the street,

    holy Ghost, he’s the most,
    gets them pissed on wine and toast,

    banished fear and gave us hope,
    went one better than the Pope,

    love he gave, faith he took,
    still got the worlds best selling book,

    saved our souls, fun we poke,
    sorry God its just a joke,

    arms out wide, feet all tied,
    it’s hard to dance when you're crucified,

    J C he stands five foot nine,
    he plays scrum half for Palestine,
     
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