Todays afternoon offer - The Cheese cocktail. An aromatic mix of Carling, Lidl whisky & lemonade, a dash of Rotweiler piss and a sprinkling of red leb, served in a pint pot complete with a garnish of tab ends. Pickled egg anyone?
As long as he doesn't mind it in a half pint pot Somehow I think the Cheese would be a tad of a culture shock for the Brighton youngster
He probably actually would put YMCA on, because, you know, everyone loves that song. He'd probably start doing the dance and try to get @Red Hadron Collider to join in.
Why is Tobes the barman...? He was the landlord the last I saw. As he sacked Biscan (can't argue with that) and decided to multitask...? PS...and chef (can't remember who that was)
More money from a commission perspective. I had a salary rise at the beginning of June. I don't wish for any further responsibility