Bawache

isnt very fun.

 

What is bawache?

 

Neither is bawitch, especially when they're all sweaty and you've got jaggy nails.

 

curing bawitch is pretty satisfying when you get rid of it though

 

exactly what it sounds like.

 

You're sitting up too straight, Kim. If your baws are directly under your penis, you're effectively clubbing them with every down-stroke. Try slouching in your chair, thus pushing them foward. Now beat away with impunity.

 

thanks for the tip

 

It's the seemingly innocuous causes of bawache that are always the worst.

My got kicked in the nads by a baby this week and it hurt like **** (I'm really asking for it with this line.......)

 

Your what got kicked in the nads by a baby? Tell us

 

It was a Japanese martial art favoured by Samurai warriors during the Tokugawa Shogunate.

 

I just got it. You mean ball ache. I am so slow on the uptake today for some reason.

Anyway my right bollock is currently stuck to my left leg. Talk about bollock pain.

 

mine are just generally aching through underuse.

 

i only have one so I have half the bawache yous all do.

 

Same here, mostly. It's been months and it's really uncomfortable.

 

Has anyone ever sat on their balls?

Not that's ****ing painful!

 

If you have young nephews and nieces and you're picking them up or playing wth them on your lap or whatever they do have an alarming tendency to stick their foot straight in to your groin area. Still, they've done me a favour as having spent a bit of time with the little cuints I'd be very pleased not to have any of my own anyway.

 

Can't say that I have. I am now going to ask a question straight out of Friends -

Which do you think is more painful getting kicked in the nads or giving birth?

 

My wee nephew did that to me but I punched the **** out of him and slammed the wee ****er on the deck.

He won't do that again.

 

Kicked in the nads by who and wearing what kind of shoe?