Anyway, I wasn't surprised to see Virgil deftly taking the ball out of the sky, aimlessly throwing in a step-over, or outrageously turning the Partick defender, after all, we expect it from the Best Defender in Europe (© John Collins).
The difference is that it impresses those who have played football, as we can appreciate the skill involved. For overt ****ters like yourself, you're probably more concerned about the veggie options on offer at the food stands.
I don't hate it. I admire it. I don't lust after footballers like some teenage lassie though. I'm not you.
Posting a video is 'lusting'. Only someone confused about their sexuality would think that, like a veggie SNP supporter with AIDS.
I'm definitely not as good looking as Zooey. More an oversized Jay Beatty, so the glasses are similar.