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  1. Tobes

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    Eh? What kind of a date was that ffs?
     
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    FFS...<doh>
     
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    Standard Warrington inbreeding?
     
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  5. Tobes

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    Popmobility dates her ffs. I'd wager she's wearing pop socks and tena ladies these days <laugh>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

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    Nozzer summarised it well, including my shocking grammatical error <laugh>

    #sorrysaint
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

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    I very much doubt it <laugh>
     
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    Squirters are a novelty for a one off, but a proper pain if they're your regular bang.
     
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  10. Super G Ted'inho

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    Fixed <ok>
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

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    I remember vividly remember how it all started. She was a hairdresser back then and used to cut my hair. She was cutting it one Saturday and said Peter (her husband) was away for the weekend. I had a couple of mates coming round (reporter and my mate in London), so I asked her why not come round for a drink. I didn't mention my mates were coming round, but I did mention my parents were away on holiday.

    The bell went at about 8 pm and when I opened the door, it was her. I asked her to come in as my mates were there (she knew them both).She said no as that's not what she had in mind. I asked her if she wanted me to come round to hers and she said yes. I ****ed my mates off and got round there pronto. What a ****ing night <laugh>
     
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  12. Germlands Nozzer

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    How long ago was this?
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

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    I was 23. I moved into my first house aged 24.

    I was tempted to put 3 years ago then <laugh>
     
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    She'll be as dry as a wholegrain Ryvita now lad.

    The only gushing that'll be going on down there, will be when she laughs and pisses herself
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

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    What are you? The 'pirate' out of Dodgeball? <laugh>

    I haven't seen her in a good while, but she was still worth one when I did. The daughter is a stunner an' all<ok>
     
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    What are you on about? <whistle>

    She must be knocking 60 now ffs <laugh>

    Then again, you do have a penchant for the more mature ladies......
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

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    And she's got a German surname <laugh>

    She'll be 56.
     
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  18. Super G Ted'inho

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    FFS...<doh>

    you sure you're not pissed or stoned still...? <laugh>
     
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    It'll be like the Gobi desert mate.
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

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    <laugh> Perhaps I am and just don't know it. Dropped a few today, which isn't like me.

    #uncommon
     
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