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OT. Lucky escape.

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  1. Charley Farley

    Charley Farley Well-Known Member

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    I had a lucky escape today. I was going to have a jam sandwich but I dropped the jar of jam and it broke when it hit the floor. LUCKY that I did because when I looked at it there was broken glass IN THE JAM.
     
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    You can buy it in little plastic cartons I do <bubbly>
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I once bought some bourbon creams.

    Was ****faced after half a dozen
     
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    I'm starting a new Portuguese style food venture,

    I'm calling it Kate & Gerry's and it's a takeaway.
     
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    I'm hosting an African-themed party tonight.

    There's no food and the drinks are twelve miles away.
     
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  6. Billy Death

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    <laugh> FFS! Funny as ****.
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Im gonna open a stall in liverpool selling candles in boxes of 97.

    Suprise suprise
     
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    <laugh> Class!
     
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  9. Charley Farley

    Charley Farley Well-Known Member

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    To save time when crossing a one way street only look to the direction the traffic is coming from.

    Mary Hinge. Pennywell.
     
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    I'm going to open a new strip club and horror museum. I'm going to call it jack the rippers

    Our lass hasput the application in to the council. If you eish to object just search the City of Sunderland website for our lass's name:
    Betty Swallocks from Ford estate
     
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  11. Charley Farley

    Charley Farley Well-Known Member

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    If you are crossing a one way street make sure you look both ways in case a dustbin lorry is reversing back down the wrong way.

    Mary Hinge. Sunderland General Hospital.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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