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A few good men

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by overseasTOON, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    As you may or may not know; many have been trying to commit suicide on 606 and this senseless and selfless act should be applauded.

    There is a problem though:

    According to my 'Idiots Guide to Senseless Death' written by Lord Kitchner; the numbers we have lost after last nights sortie are very very low.

    He suggests another full frontal attack in daylight. Pre-announced is preferable to ensure a high body count.

    So, right chaps. While the sun is shining; get ready to go over the top.

    Chip chip all and on my first whistle; go.

    Moderators; on my second whistle...

    :emoticon-0173-middl
     
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  2. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    I'm just going to keep posting articles saying

    606 = ****
     
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  3. Ricardo Izec5on dos Santos Le1te

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    Best of luck lads, I'll meet you's at the finish line with a barrel of beer.
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    You'd probably get more of a reaction if you just posted your usual material. <ok>
     
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  5. "not" geniusvoiceoreason

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    Ready when you are chaps!
     
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    Which board are we posting on??



    Abuse at the ready!!!!!!
     
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  7. originallad

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    What we need is definitive comment or article which results in an instant ban. You could call it a secret weapon. Then we'll all synchronize our watches and deploy! BOOM!
     
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  8. "not" geniusvoiceoreason

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    "Anne Robinson sells rides on her fish shoot for tabs" ?
     
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  9. overseasTOON

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    Such as

    "Auntie Beeb is on the skids and sucking sailors off for nutrition. Buy one, get one free and group discounts available. Enquire at street corner. Ask for whore"
     
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  10. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    brilliant!
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    This was my last one, got it in just before closing last night and they banned me:
     
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  12. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. The Secret Ingredient

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    after numerous attempts i'm in agreement with you
     
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  14. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    have resorted to stealing your idea AG
     
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    I had to bite :)
     
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    im on the way now, chargeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
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  20. beardface

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    I'm running out of dog breeds to mention <yikes>
     
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