He claims he was going for his coke bottle, but I thought otherwise, so I let him have it. Worked a treat - he behaved himself after that. The paint was actually coming off in our hands from the handrail. Would like to claim my fart was responsible, but think it was more likely that they just painted the bloody thing too late in the day. Is that honest enough?
I am setting off in the expectation that paddyair will have refused you entry onto the plane given the hoo haa this week about drunken louts disrupting flights!!!!!
Well the last time we bumped into them on the last flight from Leeds, the police were called and there were warnings from the cabin staff that if the singing didn't stop the flight wouldn't take off. They are playing Spuds at 12.45 at home apparently. Live on TV, Elland won't know which one to watch....(only messing Elland)
I am not drinking spirits at all, it's Tetleys or newkie broon or Teakstons all the way...or my favourite cider Woodpecker (if I can find it)..
I might try to stay sober enough to remember the match. I've a good feeling about the result.. Are you heading to Shrewsbury?