Yep, I'm back from my holiday. A lovely time was had, ta. Off again on Saturday. So what's been happening on here? I can't be bothered reading through a week's worth of threads, so let me know what I've missed. Make it up if you please. I love you guys.
I went crabbing in Felixtowe with my children followed off by a great fish supper . Spurf from Tottenham tried to make a funny about the Bin Laden accident and scuttled off crying after a barage of Jiffy Jew hate. Jen returned but Eddy hacked her account and exposed her as a 14 year old dildo expert. Ted Heath bummed Ciaran's dad and a Lion was murdered by a Yank dentist. Jeremy Corbyn has been cast as Ben Kenobi in the latest Star Wars franchise. Monacoger is the new Gambol Jip done a new book Mick is a **** Tina died . Other than that not much.
A. Where did you go Ponders ? B. Was it fun ? C. Were you restrained at all ? D. How will Charlton do this season ?. E. Where's Jono ? F. Poached or fried G. Flip flops or sandals ? H. Do you ever Insert bread into a toaster sideways and at what number setting Is your toaster set ?
A. Black Forest and Bonn, plus trips to Cologne and Koblenz B. Had a wonderful time. Great scenery, history and food C. Twice: once for fondling for a young lady's breasts in public, and once for attempting to throttle the Mayor of Leverkusen D. We'll finish somewhere between 13th and 24th E. He's looking after his wife, who is poorly, and his nipper. I'll send him your regards. F. Fried every time G. Flip-flops when the blisters get too bad.. Never worn sandals in my life. H. I never make my own toast; I have someone to do it for me. Where can I find the Bin Laden/Spurf thread? Has Jip really written a second book? Is Gambol in good health? Sounds like you had a nice time in Felixstowe. Great little town. Lovely beaches. The chippy down by the arcades is superb, as is the one next to the shop that sells leather products.
Not me. I've never even harmed a fly. Fact. I've ****ed up a few humans, though. How are you doing, pal?
