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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Nope
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Is it true timmy is boycotting a certain brand of bread?

    "In all honesty we don't want those filthy tramps in our stores anyway" - Tesco spokesperson
    "We're doing a Warburton promotion to keep the filthy beggars away" - ASDA spokesperson
    "Who?" - Sainsbury's spokesperson
    "We do the same bread, Timburtons, 50p cheaper so we've got droves of them coming to our stores" - ALDI spokesperson
     
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  3. Null

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    <dough>
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    No, but The Rangers International Ltd is Boycotting the BBC <rofl>
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Get the app then.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    "Naw they urny" - John Collins
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

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    Get it so or £60 charge
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

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    Aye they urr

    Russ Provan
     
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  9. monacoger

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    Too complicated, I'll just nip along to the office and print the ****
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Isn't the ALDI uniform the same
    Is that pish still going on? <laugh>
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Racist
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    A printed picture of a **** will not get you onto a plane.
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Nah, I'm just having a larf
     
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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    download the app and put your flight details in and you just open it and scan your boarding pass.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...otherwise I could fly all over the world just by showing them my passport photie :grin:
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. monacoger

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    How can they charge me if I have a printed boarding pass? And I've even managed to check in online all by myself<party>
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    <laugh>
    Good man,take no chances with those ****s
     
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  19. monacoger

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    Supposing I had luggage to put in the hold, which I don't, what would be the point of checking in online, I would still need to stand in a queue to put my luggage in.
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    The poor guy's a Luddite
     
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