I'm the landlord here son, you can pack that gay bar ****e in for a start off. Go change the Mild you massive tart.
Get with the times. Cocktails costs more and attract a higher paying customer than a few old geezers who come in for a couple of pints #modernbusinessman
Maybe in Brighton love. I doubt the effect would be the same on County Road Now get down in that cellar and sweep up the rat ****