Diakite says he wants to stay at Rangers

Of course he wants to stay. He's been at the club for however long and barely played. No one else would pay this loon a quarter of what he's on with us.

 

Exactly, the guy isn't completely bonkers.

 

A million quid a year to not be a footballer. I'd say he's the sanest of us all.

 

Her Majesty was scandalised in the 70's when she married an opportunistic former Jesuit priest and theologian aptly named Jesus. It turned out Jesus was illegitimate and it caused untold ruptures in the aristocratic circles of Spain at the time.

Speaking of illegitimacy, all Jews are in the UK illegally. The Edict of Explusion placed upon them by King Edward of I after the horrifying ritual murders of Saints William of Norwich and Hugh of Lincoln is still in force as law and has never been repealed. So rather than freaking out about some fence hoppers at Calais, the British Government would be better employed in rooting out the aliens within.

 

CR a tad non-committal about Samba on Access All R's. Claimed his fitness level is not where it should be

 

He averages half an hour per appearance anyway.

 

No offence re that silly comment above Wats. I was on the Catholic fundamentalist buzz and figured that would fit in nicely

 

I assumed it was an attempt to get a rise out of me so politely ignored it assuming half a dozen posters would call you a ****.

 

That's what surprised me too and its slightly unsettling that no-one ventured a comment

 

You couldn't get away it in any other profession.