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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by HRH Custard VC, Aug 2, 2015.

  1. Yes, I always quote Shakespeare when I'm rattled. My rage is extremely refined.

    No gig, last night. My time-clock is all over the place, at the moment. I often go through periods without even sleeping. My mind is very active with brilliant thoughts, you see. I do have a gig on Saturday - a new venue for the band, and a new honey-pot to plunder for (previously) untapped pussy.
     
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  2. Saintsfan08

    Saintsfan08 Well-Known Member

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    Yet your claims of being a gifted borderline genius with a massive IQ are totally legit

     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I don't ever recall Shakespeare writing this :

    You are too stupid to follow a time line, asshole
     
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  4. That was Mark Twain, I think.
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Not him either.

    Written by somebody with poor lexical skills and stunted imagination, you fit the bill perfectly :tongue:
     
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  6. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Actually that was funny
     
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  7. Thank you, G4E.
     
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  8. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    When I worked in City as a Stockjobber trading in Gold shares in 4 different currencies with 3 variable deliveries across 2 different time zones, whilst monitoring factors like Gold Spot price, Gold Futures, currency movements, dividend payments, news flashes, company announcements, brokers and client orders, and anything else that could be affecting supply and demand, all of which had to done instantly and constantly calculated in my head (pre computers and computer trading) then you could say i was reasonably clever. Welly other directors and partners thought so and paid me accordingly.
     
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  9. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Shall we kiss and make up ?
     
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  10. I thought you'd never ask!
    <laugh>

    <hug>
     
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  11. Saintsfan08

    Saintsfan08 Well-Known Member

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    That's just it pal, you condemn HIAG for the fact he claims to be a semi professional musician and you claim to be some sort of genius ( which given the ****e you post is looking increasingly doubtful) the fact that you need to bring this up on an anonymous football messageboard in the hope that it gives you views some sort of added weight instantly damages its credibility. I for one call bullshit<ok>
     
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  12. To be fair, though, Saints, if you can't talk bollocks on this site, where can you?

    Fair's fair, mate.
     
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  13. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Meh..i do all that before breakfast on the back of an envelope.
     
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  14. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    your jealousy overwhelms me !

    you doubted my intelligence levels and I have provided some proof of it.

    I am not making a false claim AS I ACTUALLY DID DO THAT for various firms for many years, deal with it how you like.

    I am not doubting hiag plays guitar in a band (we have discussed shared music tastes) but I doubt his self proclaimed rock god status and his pussy magnet claim !
     
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  15. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    meh Breakfast is for wimps !

    *actually Gordin Gekko said Lunch is for wimps - but u know what I mean
     
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    I sense a Piskie signature change!
     
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  17. How dare you, G4E! I thought we were mates, now!

    In all seriousness, I do play lead guitar in a rock band, and have done for the past 5 years. Prior to that, I acted for several recording artists, and prior to that I had my very first proper band, and we were offered a recording contract. I could have go the whole "professional" 9 yards, but turned it down, because it was too risky, and came at a time when I was completing my legal training in the City. I even used to teach guitar, at one point in my life.
     
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  18. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    I would wager a bet on that - as certain as night follows day
     
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  19. NSIS

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    The truest words he ever said about our old business were, "It's all about bucks kid, the rest is conversation"
     
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  20. gooner4ever

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    That I don't doubt but pussy magnet I do doubt as we all know the lead singer gets all the pussy and the drummer gets all the leftovers
     
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