Fans zone menu going upmarket.

Bespoke burgers, pulled pork sundaes, scouse toppings & Sunday lunch in a stottie.
All very ****ing la-de-da this, lol.
Better than cheesy chips I suppose.
Hope it's better than the ****e that gets served up inside the ground.

http://www.safc.com/news/club-news/2015/august/food-for-thought-in-fan-zone?

 

Which translates to ****ing long queues.

 

Aye, maybe they'll add caviar & oysters too.
Mind you, I hope the Sunday lunch in a stottie comes with Yorkshire puddings.
It's interesting to note that they will adjust it to suit the away teams.
Anybody got any suggestions? Jellied eels for West Ham maybe?
God help dog owners if we ever play a Korean team in a friendly.

 

Some suggestions for away fans.
London clubs - jellied eel or pie & mash. Except Chelsea, they'd get caviar cos they're posh bastards.
Aston Villa - **** all.
Everton/Liverpool - whatever is in the bin.
Tottenham - bagels.
Mags - cheese pasties.
Norwich - boiled beef & carrots.

 

What's not to like? Like you say though, will need a giant Yorkshire pud and plenty of gravy.

 

When I eat messy food I like a plate, knife and fork and a table, but I've seen some of you lot trying to eat hot beef and gravy sandwiches outside the ground and the mess you make. Especially the drunk. Not the most dignified look

 

I'm sure the fan zone can supply plates and cutlery. Nothing dangerous in that outside a footy ground.

 

That's why I don't buy out messy at the match

 

Why don't they serve game meat? I've just tried Crocodile and Kangaroo, both were lovely. Ostrich.... not so much.

 

Just have a juice bar, completely blitz everything into a shake.

Sunday Roast... no problem, would you like a straw with that? It all ends up coming out looking the same and it's quicker and you get nowt stuck in your teeth.

 

Kangaroo blew my mind. Tastiest, leanest burger I've ever tasted, the lack of fat didn't sacrifice the moisture either.

 

You sound like my lass with all your juice and dehydrating talk!! Come on fella, I come on here to get away from that nonsense.

 

what team would you serve humble pie to?

 

I was kidding of course... blitzed meat? what do you think I am?

 

Leeds would get Pontefract cakes

 

A vegetated cannibal?

 

Kangaroos are tough bastards, was dropping my daughter off 2nite & the ute in front of me swerved and his back tyre hit the roo, no **** he did a barrel roll then got up and hopped off!

 

That's where I'm heading mate.

 

Where did you get them Bri?

Can`t recall seeing them anywhere.

 

Specialist Food markets fella, they come through Darlo all the time, gonna try this site www.keziefoods.co.uk but it's not working on my browser for some reason.