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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

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  1. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Not sure if serious
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If you're unfamiliar with bluewaffles a Google image search is recommended.

    Not at work.
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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  4. saintanton

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    Dropping it on your head probably didn't help.

    Btw, I don't know if this has been mentioned, but you must have a rather singular anatomical arrangement to be able to drop it off your knee onto your head whilst in bed.
     
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  5. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Dr and his mrs are big bat fans and sleep/watch porn hanging upside down.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    They might just be vampires. Explains why his wife is not just ok with him watching porn but joins in. (vampires all being nymphos).


    So @The DR says what do you think about garlic? Just curious.
     
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  7. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Could be true. I've never seen him in a mirror.
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's evidence enough for me.
     
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  9. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    FFS How ****ing boring are you lot when I'm not around <doh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 4, 2015
  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Greez needs his ego stroking again I see.
     
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  11. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Have you read the last few pages? Jebus!
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It's so much better since you came back and started fondling yourself over the digital pages.
     
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  13. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Are we calling it his "ego" now?
     
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  14. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    I preferred it when you weren't here :bandit:
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    <ale>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Great moments in Welsh children's literature.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Talking of nympho vampires, did we ever find out about the girls opposite @Red Hadron Collider work and if they were performing lewd sex acts?
     
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    I think the obvious answer to that is, no, it was merely the twisted and somewhat perverted imagination of a sex starved middle aged fantasist

    :emoticon-0136-giggl

    :steam:

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    This forum needs more of me.
     
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