I only took our lad into town once ( 1yr old ) and drove home 9 miles and our lass said where's Ric, I had left him in the car park in his buggy strange but she never let me take him to town again as for **** ing cyclists last week i got behind them on our country road and I gave them a short peep on the horn so they could let me passed they looked round and ignored me so I did again and they looked and ignored me again so I just drove with my horn full on till we reached the next junction I would have a vet put the lot down bastards.
Oh yes they ****ing do, that's what us partners and main carers are there to do.. You wouldn't want to be taking spaces when I have Lollie out on tour and I ****ing catch you..
Haha I'm like some heartless **** on here now, should have kept my trap shut. I did say 'most' mate and I stand by that. I wonder now, have you ever needed to park up somewhere with Lollie and had the misfortune of not getting a space because they were all taken by fat people? I don't actually park in disabled spaces, just to clarify!
See now I have to take issue on the last bit of that!!, it can't keep me fit cos I'm not fit in the first place!! Good stuff though!
Says you **** face, I've tried to flush you twice tonight and like a floating earwig you are back, tapping me on the shoulder asking for a bag of quavers and a straw. I haven't quite sussed you yet but i'm sure you are weird in a very weird kind of way.. Now back in the toilet and don't come back or I'm ****ing ringing the coastguard.. Yeah, no ****er messes with me, MI5, MI11, MI28 or MI95, I will have their nuts for xmas decs.......Grrrr..
