We could, but how many of us would make it back out unscarred? Besides, I'm not sure that we'd find what we're looking for there.
I'd love to. Go in ask at the counter where the crotchety land lady transvestite is? If some boring builder named Rob is there... And ask if the lady named Fiona who likes anal is around. When they get angry tell them that we're just repeating what we read online.
TBH, I'm slightly disappointed it took as long as it did for someone to notice, never mind only one person doing so