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The wheels on the ChavBus....

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by HRH Custard VC, Aug 2, 2015.

  1. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    Mourinho is a moron

    A decade of buying leagues and he suddenly thinks he's actually a good coach and can do it without spending

    The Falcao vanity project is ******ed too

    Still 30 days left for him to remember who he is though
     
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  2. I always believed that AVB was the brains behind Mourhino. Without him, he has slowly declined in potency. It's a bit like what happened to Wenger, as the effects of the previous manager began to slowly wear off. Yes, Wenger was good at tweaking the good work left by others, but he's not been very effective when he's had to do it all for himself.
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You've been rinsed on this dumb opinion already, but I'm not surprised you're still trying to peddle it. Stupid is as stupid does eh Forrest ?

    Did you shed a tear into your Chelsea pillow last night when all your hopes of wumming were dashed by Wenger ?
     
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    Good man - predicting a big Spurs win on day 1.
     
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  5. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    As they say, show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser.

    or show you Brendan Rodgers (same thing)

    Not defending Jose but being a bad loser is partly what makes him a winner. Grade A ****, mind <ok>
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Except Wenger runs off like a scolded cat everytime he sees Mourinho. He'd never get that close.
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    Not really. The last time they got close enough to each other, Maureen was complaining about being pushed around and being bullied <laugh>
     
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  9. astro

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    That's not accurate

    Mourinho does all his acting a **** before the game even starts

    The when he's lost he's all "can we shake hands now as if I wasn't a ****"

    Wenger rightly snubbed him twice
     
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  10. Stan

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    Mourinho is a bit like Benitez in that his "mind games" become too personal. Mourinho doesn't just try and wind up Wenger, he insults him in public. Similarly Benitez didn't try to wind up Ferguson, he attacked him in public. Both Mourinho and Benitez came across as slightly imbalanced ****s who made fools of themselves.
     
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  11. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Community Shield! <laugh>
     
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  12. That's exactly like PISKIE and me. I'm always polite with my banter, and you can tell that I know where the line is, and I never cross it into personal invective.

    PISKIE, on the other hand... well, you summed him up with your assessment of Mourhino and Benitez.
     
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    Speak for yourself mate. <ok>
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Got to be in it to win it. Which means you have to have won either the league or FA cup.

    It's not just the community shield when it comes to Mourinho though is it ? He can't stop bleating about Wenger and Arsenal. Clearly we get under his skin.
     
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  15. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Winning those trophies is meaningful. That doesn't mean that the Community Shield is.
    You'd be brushing it off as an irrelevance if you'd have lost and you'd have been right to do so, too.
    He's doing what he does after every single loss ever. He doesn't allow the media to focus on the team or individual players.
    How the **** are people still falling for this tired ploy after all these years? <doh>

    The fact that any Arsenal fans are bleating about this game merely highlights two things.
    Firstly, just how badly the standards have fallen at the club. Anyone remember who won the thing five years ago? Not a clue.
    Secondly, just how poor Wenger's record has been against Mourinho. This desperate, embarrassing attempt to claim that the hoodoo's been broken.

    Mourinho doesn't give a crap about these games. They're friendlies to him.
    You know this yourself, as you've talked about Chelsea playing attacking football. When do they ever do that in must-win games?
     
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    It's completely accurate.

    When the games matter, he's a very bad loser (and rightly so imo). He's usually only "gracious" after he wins. When he managed Real and scraped past United in the CL, being a perfect example.

    Btw during periods of underachievement e.g. his first season at Inter he was generally indifferent to losses but that was calculated. Much like his first game against Barca when he was Real manager.

    He may be a **** but he knows exactly what he's doing.
     
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  17. Jose is a master-wum; and like all masters, he knows perfectly well what he's doing and which buttons to push to get the reactions he's after. Only the idiots, those he preys upon, credit him with actually believing in anything he says or does.
     
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    It's safe to say Rafa is the only manager alive who managed to wum himself.

    He got himself bit too high on the hype of the club he was managing and played perfectly into the hands of Fergie.
     
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  19. Yes, Benitez was, and is, a complete and utter clown. The Smug One, as arrogant and conceited as he is, is not a clown - far from it. Everything that Mourhino does, he does knowing full well what he's doing, and to achieve a specific effect. Those of you who get upset by what he says and does become his bitches! This is the consummate skill of a Master wum. I know, because I am one (a Master wum). Most of you, at some time or other, have been my bitch. PISKIE and G4E are my perennial bitches, of course.

    Wenger, and Gooners in particular, are Mourhino's perennial bitches.
     
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    Think you're closer to the fat one HIAG. How are you at knocking up a tasty paella? <whistle>
     
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