Argh! I feel like death warmed up, chopped into bits then cooled down moulded into human form and then given diarrhoea... Damn Strongbow!
You don't know the half of it brother. This guy keeps jumping out on me .... please log in to view this image
stinking hangover. Me and big gordo from glasgow got pissed watchin the Hearts game and it carried on to about 3am. In work now
Just thinking of Cider is making me feel sick... Thank god i've got today off! :-( Just been down the park playing football with my nephew.. BIG mistake!!
ME!!!! I have the fear big time and I have a presentation in front of Senior managment in an hour!!!!!!!! Out watching football and quickly proceeded to start on the jaegerbombs!!! Also, smoked about 15 cigs ... I don't smoke!!
It's always the way eh! A few with your mates whilst watching footy then next thing you know you’re completely kwangoed and pissing up some wall.... (Ooops) Time to hit the Tesco Blackcurrant high juice and rustler’s hot dogs!
was out drinking last night and ended up betting my brother that i could walk further with no trousers or boxers on. we walked all the way accross town then back and neither of us gave up so he decided to escalate things and stuck his dick through my neighbours letterbox<notevenaeuphamismmuir>
can you not just swallow the yeast tabs and the rest so that you just get pissed in about three weeks time without all the home brew equipment to clean etc
