Floaters and Sinkers!

It seems to be one of the great mysteries of life. Why some turds float while others sink. Of course it's just a matter of mass and water displacement, but what of diet? And does religion have a place in the whole scheme of things? Do sinners drop sinkers?

 

The whole area's shrouded in mystery. Why does it sometimes come out like a pound of wet concrete whereas other times it comes out as tiny rabbit pellets?

 

A high Fibre diet will give you floaty ****s.

 

My **** always sinks, has a nice healthy colour and consistancy and it don't stink neither.

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If a turd has been lodged up the date for days, is it darker and heavier?

 

dunno but the longer its inside the smellier it is. dont eat too much red meat, you'll end up like elvis.

 

You can do a detailed analysis of someone's personality by examining their ****e.

But why would you want to? Who'd choose to specialise in such a science?

 

Costello?

 

You're advised not to eat any red meat at all. I mostly eat chicken and fish, but can't resist a sirloin once a week. Plus not eating when I'm hungover keeps me healthy

 

I have been having two tone ****s lately,WTF if the matter with me ?

 

i dont even eat that much. maybe an occasional roast beef or lamb maybe once a month and a bacon sarnie about the same. the thought of that **** sitting inside my intestines for months isnt appealing.

 

That's bad enough. But there are people out there who eat crap. They're catted scat eaters.

 

After i drop of my lad at school i pass by a shop.Every day without fail these two fat greasy looking ****s stroll out the shop with a bag full of ****y junk food.I bet these are the same ****s who will say they cant lose weight and cost us a ****ing fortune when they need medical help.****S

 

In German toilets, they often have a crap catching shelf, so you can examine your creation and assess your general wellbeing, before you flush it away.

 

That's quite a rant DC7

 

Mine usually sink

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I know but i could not help it as today they came out the shop grinning like **** almost as if they are over the moon to be killing themselves slowly.I was waiting on the high fives to start.

 

i ****ing hate fat people as well. big ****ing wasters

 

The fact that we ****, I think is proof that God probably doesn't exist. It's a pretty poor piece of thinking.

 

****s lay floaters because semen floats.

Poo makes its way out of the anal canal, the jizz layer collected around the interior of the sphincter adds a ring of spooge - rather like a life belt - as the log passes through it and voila: a life on the ocean waves.

Scientifically true. Go google it.