Both the Sch's are too long to keep writing and Memphis does not use his second name since his father ran out on them when he was young.
Neither did Ryan Wilson. Thankfully he sensibly took his mother's surname and spared us from having to simply call him Ryan. Don't know why Depay can't do likewise.
Funny how they didn't do that to Mario Götze when he signed for Bayern in a Nike t-shirt. He just got a stern telling off instead. please log in to view this image
But then we'd confuse him with Larrson! Imagine Matth's disappointment when he switches on a Sweden match and Schweinsteiger isnt there!
2 bloody difficult names to spell.. I am going to now use the following: Basti = United's Germany MF .. Morgan: United's France MF..
I read somewhere that the literal translation of Schweinsteiger is Pig Scaffold Not sure if thats true