Though surely buying lots of players before this arbitrary point in time (when he came back) and then selling them during his period with the club is going to hugely affect the figures presented and slant them unrealistically.
That's what gets my goat the most. He plays a more sophisticated Stokesque strategy of Tony's Pullis's golden generation and thinks he's all that. At least with Pullis, he had peanuts to work with so had no choice but to set his teams up that way. Maureen has £100's of millions available and of the very best players and still parks a bus, an oil tanker and a bloody jumbo jet!
Looks like Maureen is not only taking aim at Benitez but his wife too... "The Chelsea boss spoke after Benitez's wife joked her husband was "tidying up" another Mourinho "mess" at Real. As well as Real, Benitez also managed Chelsea - although he did not directly replace Mourinho at either club. "The lady is a bit confused," Mourinho, 52, said after Chelsea's International Champions Cup win over Barcelona. "Her husband went to Chelsea to replace Roberto Di Matteo and he went to Real Madrid and replaced Carlo Ancelotti. "The only club where her husband replaced me was at Inter Milan, where in six months he destroyed the best team in Europe at the time. "If she takes care of her husband's diet, she will not have any time to talk about me."
That should pep up any Chelsea v Real CL meeting. Although Benitez does take being wound up very well. Fact. We should see a dossier any day now on the age of the Inter team he took over.
Mourinho being a bit more gobby than usual... Is he just getting a bit annoyed and nervous that he has barely any stockpiled young players left to sell to fund his usual extravagant spending anymore? He's got to build a squad containing unproven youth as backups now and play better football. Pressure is on him and he's starting to crack.
Fakt! I'm sure he'll be bleating about how he "created the Real team" (even though Anchovies was last in charge) or that Real Madrid have bought their way to beating them.
Same thing happened to him at Real. He HAD to play exciting football, which sadly isn't his strong suit.
He can't resist a dig, can he? It's ironic that us Arsenal fans gets accused of being wound up by Mourinho when he's the one who seems to get irritated by everyone else which then leads to him lashing out and looking like a first class twat. I really hope Wenger beats him soon because he would have an ultimate breakdown which affects Chelsea's season, he finishes with nothing and then gets chucked out by Roman.
I want that too. Firstly beat him in the Charity Shield, then beat him in the league. We will see him bleat in overdrive!
The charity shield has taken on so much more meaning this season given the **** that comes out of mourinho's mouth. He will be absolutely ****ting himself as the prospect that he might lose. Expect thinly disguised 'it's only a friendly' but total meltdown on the inside if he does lose this game.
I used to just think Mourinho was just a muppet but now Ive realised he does it because he clearly gets under Arsene Wengers skin. The actual content of Moreens comments are absolute garbage.
Actually Jose has put all the pressure on his team as they will be expected to win as he hasn't lost to Arsene Wenger if they win its no big deal in the media as its only a friendly BUT if Chelsea lose then media will go into overdrive and I think he will have a massive Meltdown (deltmown as Bod calls it) and blame everyone and restart his Conspiracy Theory campaign. Can't wait
Thats okay then as we have won 2 major trophies in last 2 years and they have only won one - so they are ****e
Must piss him off that since his infamous "serial loser" quote, Wenger has won more trophies than him
Maureen's 'Specialist in failure' comment came back to bite him on the arse in HIAG style right after he made it, as we won the FA cup and he won **** all He is a specialist in making a **** of himself.
I actually liked him first time round, he was really quite witty and funny. His time in Madrid seems to have knocked all the fun out of him, now he is just like a sulky child.
He was a **** then, but at least he had some humour. This time around he is just a bitter, paranoid ****. Roman has told him that he wants sexy football, he's paid £1bn and doesn't want Maureen's brand of 19th century football. Chelsea don't have anymore young stars to sell on and FPP prevents them from simply buying their next trophy. It's all starting to build pressure on Maureen and his hissy fits are becoming more and more reminiscent of when he was losing the plot at Real Madrid. He clearly sees Arsenal and Wenger as a threat. If Arsenal do manage to win the league, it will show Maureen up for the failure that he is, because we would have done it on spending vastly less on players (despite his BS claim) and playing the stylish sexy football that he can't deliver at Chelsea.
Like the spoilt rich kid in Willy Wonka who can never be pleased despite having it all, in Joses case he has all the money but can't buy Respect or Acclaim as Wenger has it all, it would be great to see how he reacts when United and Arsenal are above him in league....., did I hear conspiracy
Not wound up by what Mourinho has said but it's still worth pointing out how much of a tool he is. And this is what BBC/Independent have said this morning - (from BBC Sportsday) "As I mentioned earlier, Jose Mourinho has been having a bit of a dig at his rivals for spending big to become title contenders. He must have a short memory, if a recent study is to be believed. According to a report in the Independent, between 2004 and 2014 no manager in the world has spent more money that Mourinho during his spells with Chelsea, Inter Milan and Real Madrid. The report adds that Mourinho has spent £636m - more than twice as much as Arsene Wenger, whose spending weighs in at £300m."
