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  1. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    In one of the funniest put downs of recent times, old Jose turned his sharp tonge on Rafa's other half, post her comment that Fat Rafa was "tidying up" another Mourinho "mess" at Real.

    Jose came back with:

    The lady is a bit confused," Mourinho, 52, said after Chelsea's International Champions Cup win over Barcelona.
    "Her husband went to Chelsea to replace Roberto Di Matteo and he went to Real Madrid and replaced Carlo Ancelotti.
    "The only club where her husband replaced me was at Inter Milan, where in six months he destroyed the best team in Europe at the time.
    "If she takes care of her husband's diet, she will not have any time to talk about me."

    <laugh>
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Obviously rafa got the rise he was looking for out of maureen.

    Rafa sits a top the pinacle of world football according to some. mourinho got turfed out. the comments were to curry favour at real... and that they probably did.

    the only question is how long it will be unitl rafa gets turfed out at real.

    1 season? 2?
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Rafa would kick his **** in. But the big question is who'd win between Bruce Lee and Mike Tyson
     
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    Hash., Jul 29, 2015
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    bruce lee all day.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jul 29, 2015
  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I don't know about that. Bruce has the 1 inch punch alright but Mike has the killer power
     
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  6. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Would be pleased if Rafa can win Spanish title and Champion League in his first year at Real Madrid. That can shut up Jose Mourinho
    a little.:laugh::laugh:
     
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  7. RogerisontheHunt

    RogerisontheHunt Well-Known Member

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    Maureen seems to be very mouthy at the moment, more so than usual, is it to distract from the fact that Chelsea have been **** in the transfer market this summer?
    Expensive players leaving (or for sale) cause Mourinho could work them into his team and because he doesn't understand the concept of a squad. Not to mention their biggest signing is a back up keeper.

    I don't think it will be as easy for the Chavs to win the league this year and Maureen knows it and is worried he'll end the season with nothing (maybe the FA or League cup)
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Lee can stamp on tysons chest though.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Bruce would ****ing destroy Tyson <ok>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Didn't take long for Milk's award as the creator of this board's worst thread ever to be outdone.<whistle>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Jul 29, 2015
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  11. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Tyson has the bite though if he gets in close and takes one of Lee's ears off , Bruce's balance is gone
     
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    Hash. pure daycent

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    With the cream of sum yung gui ?
     
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  13. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    You new here like?
     
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  14. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    ****ing brilliant!
     
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  15. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    More chance of Brendan winning the league and CL double this season with Liverpool
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    i think the traction this ones got says.... nobody really cares!
     
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    Jose's made a bit of a **** of himself on this one. He's engaging in a bitch fight with another manager's wife...it's pathetic!

    Yeh but she started it!
     
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    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    He always makes a **** out of himself. Its just accepted because everybody knows what he's like.
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yes... And he's be even more devastating if he were still alive.
     
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  20. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    Mourinho is pathetic

    Bruce Lee would be dead in 1 punch
     
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