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  1. Tobes

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    @Minxy on second thoughts can you change @Nozzer 's title to German sausage swallower.

    Many thanks xxx ;)
     
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  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    He swallows from both ends. Weird ;)
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Jul 29, 2015
  4. Tobes

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    He's probably shooting over the prostitutes he's got pinned to his Ma's basement walls <laugh>
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Oi Fritzl... stop liking, get out of your parents' basement and contribute @Bodanki
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Jul 29, 2015
  6. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    You should see my computer monitor.
    Looks like the window cleaner has forgotten his rinsing sponge.
     
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  7. Germlands Nozzer

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    Says nothing for ages, mention his name and suddenly he appears....

    Bodanki.
     
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  8. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Cos I was tagged you douche nozzle <laugh>

     
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    I was cracking one out at the computer once, the window was open, up the ladder ascends Mr Window Cleaner, he was breathing with an open mouth, bit out of breath like, and got an unexpected meal / energy supplement
     
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  10. Germlands Nozzer

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. Tobes

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

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    He's one weird **** <yikes>
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

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    You normally spunk out the window then...?
     
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  14. Germlands Nozzer

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    Why clean up after yourself when you can let someone else/mother nature do it for you?
     
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    Benny Hill......nah, perfectly normal mate....

    Strange he never married....

    He was a right tight **** as well...
     
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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    saves on tissue and makes it feel like you're living in 16th century London when they just pissed and shat out the windows
     
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  17. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Thats the North for you I guess..
     
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    You'll get a holiday at her Majestys if a bus goes past, you dirty little scrote.
     
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  19. Germlands Nozzer

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    Hill was a huge Francophile and enjoyed several visits to France, notably in Marseilles, where until the 1980's, he could anonymously go to outdoor cafes, ride public transport and socialize with local women.[15] He could also speak French fluently

    I'm guessing you and Benny Hill wouldn't have been best friends then...
     
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  20. InBiscanWeTrust

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    What you need is a girl that swallows <ok>

    girl ive been seeing recently doesn't mind it so definite win win <ok>
     
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