How is it even possible to derail this? Only way I can think of is to talk about something high brow..?
Oh, alright then. The other night Igor tried to convince us that everyone loves the song YMCA and nobody can resist grinning like a fool and "doing the moves" when it comes on. We patiently explained to him that he is completely insane but he wasn't having any. My use of YMCA within the context of intellectual debate was just me being, you'll be surprised to hear, slightly sarky.
I've been trying my damnedest to forget it, because it means you have that bloody stupid tune going around in your head for hours.
you're telling me the cheese doesn't have a classical music club... well... i'm absolutely shocked... shocked