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Jose "Premier League rivals are buying the title"

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by HRH Custard VC, Jul 26, 2015.

  1. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Hows his brother, Jack?
     
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    Nah, it's a form of hitting and hoping when done over and over and over again with little chance of success.

    Less effective even than LVG's percentage football hoofing it up to the afro. Is that the attacking football you refer to?

    As I say, your club is becoming more of a laughing stock daily, helped increasingly by your arm chair support who suddenly can't believe you're not winning everything every year anymore like when you/they picked their team. Liverpool mark ii.

    <laugh>
     
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    Wait, crossing isnt a form of attacking?

    Well, its taken a while but finally, on this day of Monday, 27th July 2015, a Chelsea fan has finally admitted what we all knew.... they have absolutely zero clue as to what attacking football is.

    I bet you feel like a huge weight has been lifted.
     
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    Of our respective sides, one attacked enough to be the second biggest scorers in the division with a respectable 73 goals. The other scored 4 more than Spurs. Can you work out which is which and by default, what teams must be better at attacking?

    I think you might need to move your tv closer to your sofa so you can see what's actually happening.
     
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  5. Oi! Don't drag us into this!

    We make more than enough scoring chances, it's just that if Harry Kane isn't there to nod it in, we're completely ****ed!
     
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    Goals dont equal attacking football. Theres a reason your manager has been told to change the style. <ok>
     
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    .<laugh>
     
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    If you don't attack you can't score. The more you attack the more you are likely to score. Not that hard to grasp.

    And you're party to Jose and Roman meetings are you? Not a single member of the British press has ever secured an interview with Roman but apparently you get allowed into private club meetings between owner and manager. For someone that openly criticises others for believing everything they read, you've had a shocker here.
     
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    Why would we need to speak to Roman? Jose told the world. Hes being forced to change the style. Its nothing new as we have been here before.

    You know exactly how its going to end. <ok>
     
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    Link?
     
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    His interview, in the most depressed tone ever......"You will see a new style"

    Of course its possible that Jose made this decision without any influence.... the man who parked the bus with Real Madrid and made Italians complain about how defensive his side were...... I am sure he just decided to try something new, something completely alien to him....

    Or, some Russian exile decided that Jose was boring and demanded change. Like last time.
     
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    What interview? I see you've basically made a whole implication of our playing style and Jose's job security over the tone he said 6 words....proving once again how everyone hangs on the special ones every word!!

    I'm sure Inter were complaining loads when they won their first ever treble or when Jose finally managed to break Barca's dominance at Real. Be careful what you wish for is the lesson to be learnt moaning about Jose.

    The truly depressing thing would be having an awful style and not winning anything. What's that been like the last 2 years?
     
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    His interview aired all last week on sky. You know, the one repeated every 15 mnutes.

    and I said Italian fans, not inter <ok>
     
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    Shock horror...fans of teams not winning titles moan about team's manager who is. Doesn't just happen in Italy apparently.....wonder why....<whistle>

    I don't have Sky. I go to games. Link?...again!! (or is this just another non story?)
     
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    Do you take your laptop to these games so you can post repeatedly in the match day threads? It really must be very boring.
     
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    Please do try and evidence that I regularly post during matches. Though I suspect once again you'll go into hiding like the Di Maria comment.
     
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    So no link then?

    The fact not even Sky seem to be running this 'story' on their own site just proves what a load of waffle you've been spouting again. I trust you won't embarrass yourself by referring to this any further....
     
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  18. [sigh]

    It seems that a day doesn't pass by when someone, somewhere, isn't getting "owned."

    So much wummery in the world (of football, on this site)!
     
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  20. To be fair, he's got to change his style for the sake of his own reputation. Otherwise, he's in danger of becoming known as a more successful version of Big Sam; and I cannot imagine, for a single moment, that that is something he would want to be saddled with.
     
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