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Jose "Premier League rivals are buying the title"

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by HRH Custard VC, Jul 26, 2015.

  1. Treble

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    Stick a moustache on him and he's Blakey. Sounds like him too. Just imagine him with his fist in the air, moaning "I'll get you Wenger.... just you wait and see if I don't" in every press conference.
     
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    No doubt from those figures that over his managerial career Maureen has spent big time. However, he's getting a bit smarter about it - whether by necessity or not, who knows. In the four transfer windows since his return to Chavski, his net spend is some £32mill - or the price of Benteke. In that time he's taken them from 14 points behind Utd in 2013 to winning the title by 8 points last season.

    The Dutch robot, meanwhile, has just bought a once very good, but now injury prone German for £14 mill, plus wages over 3 yrs of a reported £27.6 mill. He started just 82 games for Bayern in his last four seasons there - apparently he's nursing an injury already at O.T.

    So, of course Maureen is having a WUM. What he really means is his rivals are trying to buy the title. If they fail, and he wins it again, expect him to be very modest about it! :smile:
     
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  3. BobbyD

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    Queue man u fans coming on with Net Spend is for businessman. Except for when it counts for fergie
     
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  4. Treble

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  5. chelsea - over 100 years of history

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    So funny how so many people hang on his every word.
     
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  6. Stan

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    Queue?

    The irony of your comment is hilarious. Some of you Modern Chavs have absolutely no self awareness whatsoever.
     
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    This all seems familiar.

    Jose being forced by Roman to change the play style because its embarrassingly ****.

    Jose making random, pointless and hilariously hypocritical comments regarding rivals.

    This is his third season too, his last full one.
     
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  8. Stan

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    He knows he's ****ed at the end of this season unless he wins the European Cup which isn't going to happen with the current squad and Roman doesn't seem to want to spend any money to improve it.
     
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  9. UnitedinRed

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    Outside of England, cowardly football is all but dead. Even average sides like PSG (how Barcelona made them look so poor) outplay and outclass chelsea with little effort.

    Seeings Jose change the style will be fun. In essence, we will witness him as he falls into madness.
     
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    Thats funny, coming from a United fan. Once a proud fan who watched attacking football with 2 wingers and playing fast progressive football with Fergie, now from Moyes who tried to adapt to long ball van Gaal whose team led the way with passing the football along the back and then to de gea before going long.

    At least we can admit Jose plays defensive football :D
     
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  11. UnitedinRed

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    Van Gaals worst football was better than anything Jose has ever served up.

    Even Moyes played a riskier, more attack focused brand of football.
     
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  12. Lads, I have got to say that there isn't a single English side that can currently hold its head high in Europe. Every single team crumbled when it came up against decent opposition (and, in Arsenal's case, when it came up against only half-decent opposition).

    Of the two sides, Chelsea is clearly so far above United that I find it hilarious that United fans have the temerity to even begin to think about wumming the Chelsea fans! Please, stop! You're all embarrassing yourselves. Go back to taking the piss out of Mousers; at least with them you have some ammunition.
     
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    Of the team that played in the 2004 CL final, Ferreira, Valente, Pedro Mendes, Maniche, Carlos Alberto, Derlei in the starting line-up were all signed by Mourinho, as were subs Nuno, Bosingwa, Pedro Emanuel, Jankauskas, and McCarthy.

    He didn't inherit the squad, since he signed 11 of the 18 players in it.
     
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    Moyes' risky football basically entailed crossing it over and over again didn't it? <laugh>

    Imagine if Jose had the money to spend like LVG has had. Do we think he'd have won nothing and struggled to get top 4? Would he ****.

    United post Fergie has become a parody of everything United fans used to slag other clubs off for. It's hilarious.
     
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    See, now you're letting facts get in the way of some people talking utter bollox here ;)
     
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    Yes it did. Crossing is actually a form of attacking. <ok>

    If Jose had the money LvG had? Hmmmm, if only there was a scenario in which Jose Mourinho had spent 100s of millions. as it is, Jose has never ever spent a penny and is well known for incorporating youth into each if his clubs and something about a selective net spend, probably.

    To be fair, in Fergies time we we were being outspent by clubs who were on the verge of going out of business only to be converted into toys for unsavory characters. Not sure what we do now that we criticised others for. We don spend someone elses money, we provide more opportunities for youth that any other club, we play attacking football..... perhaps you can assist?
     
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    So he has always been a cheque book manager? Factually speaking of course.
     
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  18. Treble

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    Tbf if Jose isnt spending that kind of money on players he's usually inheriting them. And when he does, he usually wins nothing in that season.
     
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  19. UnitedinRed

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    He averages almost 100million per year in spending. Hes without doubt, the very last person in history, who should be questioning what others spend. He has the trophy haul to back it up of course, but others have achieved more for significantly less.
     
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  20. Bill Nicholson, for example.
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