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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Tel (they/them), Jul 26, 2015.

  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Is that her out of Rising Damp?
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    The depths you sink to never cease to amaze me.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Lol I don't think she was in that, she was the chubby one from Gavin & Stacey
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Sally Gunnell <laugh>

    She looks like sloth from the goonies with a ponytail
     
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  5. Billy Death

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    Oh Nessa, now you're talking - I'll be back in a while.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Haha you've just had one, it'll be whistling at ya
     
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    Katy Perry
    Rita Ora
    Zoey Deschannel
    Emilia Clarke (game of thrones)
    Rachel Riley

    That's the list I'vehanded tthe missus ala Friends
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    The bird off countdown? You chucking in some more obtainable ones there I presume?

    Jennifer Lopez
    Amber Heard
    Jennifer Lawrence
    Kaley Cuoco
    Coco Austin

    Go ahead and laminate that!
     
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  9. Gil T Azell

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    The female( loosely termed) out of the Krankies
     
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  10. Billy Death

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    <laugh>, see you Jimmy. pmsl, lol.
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    How comes this top totty thread has evolved into munters only Billy would consider touching with a broom?

    That wasn't the plan, half of these birds are worse than Steve Bruce with it tucked in.
     
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  12. Billy Death

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    Ginni Lewis.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    ****ing MODS!

    Who was it Nads?

    This thread descended into a slop bucket in minutes!
     
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  14. Billy Death

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    Jackie Joyner-Kersey, I'd do her right up the Khyber Pass.
    I love those black sprinter lasses.
    I bet they could smash wallnuts with their arse cheeks.
    Must be ****ing great shagging those hoe's. <ok>
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    What about Serena Williams?
     
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  16. Billy Death

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    Yes, she's right at the top, I'd ****ing smash her.
    If I got my face between her legs I'd be like an English bull terrier.
    Wouldn't touch her sister with yours like mate.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Nah she's a bit of a pigeon that sister, she wouldn't do anything for me either.

    Serena would chew you up and spit you out though for sure, god help any **** who tries sliding up her fartpipe without permission.
     
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  18. Billy Death

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    I'd love to whitewash her face.
     
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  19. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Excuse me TJ but I would quite happily settle for sloppy seconds after Billy with some of the top totty & "munters" mentioned.
    Lush every one of them.
     
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    Fiona Fullerton when I was a lad, banged loads out over her lol.
    Agree with DP, Rita Ora would get it with her girlfriend :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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