Random Dev-type joke. I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tyre and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears.
You know what, as per the OP, not very interesting at all. When I want to heat up my bath water I use an electric 3 bar fire. That's interesting. Dunno how av got away with it but it works. I like the 'psssss' and sizzle when I dip the leccy fire into my bath. Soothing.