Bastian is not fit yet mate, had a cameo appearance but needs fitness first before we risk playing him, I'm sure he will prove a great buy though, top player. Schneiderlin looks to have effortlessly settled, I was worried looking at that fartbox Lallana's first season as a Dustbin Diver that maybe he'd struggle but so far so good. I'm pleased, but would be much more confident if we grabbed Otamendi but I think LVG wants Ramos. As for Vag's I'm very picky, neat, tidy, mostly shaven (Brazilian), hygienic, and come complete with a great arse, after all when you're mowing them from behind, there's no point having a world class kebab backed up by a disappointing arse.
Not sure if you get Jeremy Kyle where you are Aus mate, but basically those type of arses are strictly out of bounds, the "Gold Digger" scrawled in gold across their stinking fake velvet trackies from some market stall, all baggy around the arse where the actual arse should be, it's just flat, because they spend all day sat on it rolling ***s and sucking pole for £3 a go. No need for that sort of **** on our streets surely there is some sort of kennel we can put these people in. JLo for me, the arse, perfect. No messing about, just get the job done.
****ing hell, I'd thought I'd seen it all, lol. https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=b...CYQsARqFQoTCJiKupWv-cYCFXEX2wod-poK8Q#imgrc=_