The deep fried Mars bar was created in Co.Kerry, Ireland. I wouldn't associate Scotland with alcoholism either. All scotch I've drank with were pussies.
I have never eaten a deep fried mars bar in my life and I'm a raging alcoholic. No alcoholic worth his salt would waste money on food. Only a bogtrotting moron would think otherwise.
Having seen what you eat it looks like you're well on your way to diabetes and heart disease, ya fat Nigel bastard.