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Alan Partridges ideas for a television programme

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    Kiddie Fiddler On The Roof

    Mike visits the rooves of the nations finest buildings.
     
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    Rough Justice - 500 episode series where Super Hoopster and Harry Hood discuss every decision ever to have gone against Celtic. Features interviews with the Scottish FA, Glasgow City Council, the Scottish government and Amnesty Interntional.
     
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    Life on Mars (And Snicker, Bounty, Twix et al) - Pud eats children's selection boxes on Christmas Day.
     
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    Name That Tree

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    Missing ... Smug and his boys set out to find Gerry.
     
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    The Secret World of Irish Smack
     
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    Lost

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    Man v Boys

    Gerry gives smug and his boys the round around with great ease.

    Or the gay version, gives them a reach around
     
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    Land of the Giants - Bhoy from Brum goes shopping at the Bullring.
     
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    My big fat I.R.A. funeral.

    Mourners have all called to Annie a specialist balaclava maker. They want black balaclavas as the ordinary everyday ballas are actually a very dark navy. Will Annie have enough black wool ?
     
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    <laugh>

    Will Anthony Stokes show up?
     
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    BBC News

    30 minute documentary about Beale's tadger <whistle>
     
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    Gash in the Attic - Gambol remembers where he left one of his female kidnap victims.
     
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    That's a spin off show ... Where's Stokesy ? Cameras attend every republican funeral in the hope of spotting Stokesy whilst not being spotted themselves and getting battered. Tense reality drama
     
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    Spartacus: Blood & Sands - Following a time machine mishap Bobby Sands is magically transported back to ancient Rome and forced to take part in Gladiatorial battles despite his shocking thinness.
     
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    Embarassing Bodies ... This week our host Toby is seen trying to crowbar his jeans off his legs unfortunately they seem to have become one. Can the jeans be saved ?
     
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    Clownton Abbey - comedy midget circus performers and church = Venom's worst nightmare.
     
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    Lost

    The disappearance of 140 years of history and the quest to find it, staunchly
     
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    Mad Dog and Englishmen

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    The Crystal Maze - MD gets lost on the way home after tanning a half score of MDMA.
     
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