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Alan Partridges ideas for a television programme

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The Equalizer
    I go round schemes noising ****s up and doling out beatings where necessary.


    You ****ing want some? <grr>
     
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    Minder - ER sits at home alone wondering why the home help is late.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    You widny get past bearsden ya big bufty
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 24, 2015
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    ****ting Image

    Baz invites the audience to view his favourite pictures on Google Images.
     
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    Total Wipeout - Baz delicately wipes his arsehole while praying that his piles don't burst.
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Black Mirror - Beale gets ready for a night oan the randan.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Russian roulette with Dundee donny

    ST takes 8 shots of water with one shot of vodka hidden amongst them.

    Edit: need another **** wae nae liver to play wae him
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Foodbank sweep

    Stopme hosts the daily quiz where local "poor people" compete to win a 30 second dash around the local foodbank and a chance to win prizes like Heinz Macorni n Cheese, Tins of chickeas and other assorted ****e no **** wants
     
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    A Nightmare on Genus Ulmus Street

    Venom biopic centering on his massive vocabulary, massive paypacket, massive burns and other words meaning "massive"
     
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    Plastered Chef - Gambol allows the cameras in as he cooks his Friday night dinner.
     
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    The Young ones.

    Cliff, Jimmy, Rolf and Stuart all live in a guest house up west. Hijinks ensue.
     
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    I'll take you and the rest of the LYT ya ride.

    Coocaddens 6pm, bring a chib.
     
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    Find maddie with Dev

    Pish trev son
     
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    Aye, that was a bit obvious, I was going to include her in my "Celebrity Hide and Seek" but I thought better of it.
     
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    Kung Food

    GCers Feasting on rarities such as Punched Lasagne
     
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    Gambling with Gambol
    Gambol shows us his drunken attempt at the hand/knife trick from Alien with unexpected results!
     
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    The ***** F Isles
    ER's whistle stop tour across the UK and Ireland - evading capture
     
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    Hippy Shakes

    A study on 1960s drug users DEV and ER and the early onset of parkinsons
     
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    Tales of the unexpected - Mick manages to have a 60 second conversation without using the words money or economics once.
     
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    The Mindy Project
    Mindy buys an airfix model with hilarious consequences
     
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