Dating sites are they any good

I always thought Id be happy as a bachelor but now would like a girlfriend. I don't go to pubs or anything and only really leave the house to go to work and football, sad but I don't mind staying in and reading and watching movies. I would prefer to go a walk round a park than meet someone at a restaurant. So, should I try dating websites? Are they any good? Any help would be great,

 

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/

Give that a try mate, got me a few shags.

 

Looks interesting, thanks for that billy will join up when I get home.

 

Whats going on there like

 

Always happy to help, lol.

 

Always good to see you helping the lads Billy..

I'm sure the lad will thank you when he gets his testicles back..

 

You have sussed as well..

 

What was your previous username mate?

 

I went on that Tinder for a bit when I was newly single and no ****ing about it was good fun, haha.

Then I met a lass in the real world I liked, and the fun stops. Tinder's no good if your **** ugly like, point of note.

 

Gus-The=Skunk-Slayer and Bassnector

 

I've just had a look at that but you need Facebook to use it, so that's me ruled out.

Is it used for proper dating or just humping about?

 

Both mate, but I used it purely for smash n nash.

Was decent like, you can only talk once you both like each other, you never know if you've been rejected. So, it's brutal, but you never see it, haha.

I had 6 weeks of great fun using it like.

 

Never need to use one. I've never had any problems getting women. Always punch above my weight too.

 

So at the same time, birds might be liking your picture but you won't know? That stinks. Guaranteed once that happens, I would have thought...

 

Yeah if they like you but you pie them they will never know and you never know. It's brutal like I say, ha.

 

That makes a lot of sense.

 

Bet there's some right ****ing butters birds on there as well.

My mate went to Moscow and was balls deep in Ruskymuff within hours of arriving cos of that Tinder.

 

You have just moved this to the next level. That's very appealing to me as I travel to Holland just about every month for a few days...

 

Mate, some absolute worldies on it, loads of them.

A lot of the time they are lasses who can't be arsed with a lad but fancy a bit frisk, those are the ideal finds.