With his belly he'd keep afloat I reckon. Was hoping he'd go on some healthy regime during the summer given how ill he looks at times but this breaking news of dessert in the afternoon has laid that to rest. They will have told him like it or lump it whatever happens so a good chance that HMS Bruce might set sail today leaving us as the sinking ship.
Brucey just went for a dump. Ehab took the opportunity to rub his finger round his arsehole and rim Bruceys glass. A wonderful gesture.