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Article: Near Death Experiences...A Sunderland Fan Abroad

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Nads, Jul 14, 2011.

  1. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Not a difficult thing with lugs the size of mine mate...
     
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  2. Lever Malone

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    My near death experience was in 1973. The Monday after we won the cup I went into work and put my red and white scarf around my mates neck.
    He's a Mag by the way.<whistle>
     
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  3. bonnybobbypark

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    Another pop at us lefties! I once stood behind the goal when Steve Death was in goal for Reading. Does that count - I was only about 5 yards away..............

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  4. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    No.

    ;)
     
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  5. bonnybobbypark

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    OK. We used to have an open fire. That used to be a near hearth experience,

    does that count?

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  6. Nads

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    Only if you fell in it at some point.
     
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    I stuck a knitting needle into the socket beside the fire and near the telly when I was 2 or 3.

    Is that ok?

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    I didn't die, which is spooky.

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  8. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Did they have TV back then mate?
     
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  9. bonnybobbypark

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    It was black and white (spit)

    It was Saturday afternoon ( Doctor Who, I believe)

    I ended up OVER the settee.

    Cant remember how we got on tho. Mid 60's? If we were home we won. Away, got beat.

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  10. Schwerer Gustav

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    Was walking dog back from Whitburn, near to the Fishermans Cottages the dog sat down and would not budge, after about 30 seconds a Ford Sierra came hairing along from Whitburn, lost control and ended up on the pavement facing back to where it had came from about 20 yards further on from where I was standing.

    If it had not been for the dog refusing to budge I reckon we would have been wiped out by the car.

    When visiting relatives in East Grange the same dog did a runner, it turned up in another garden at the bottom of the street, about 300 yards away - could it only be coincidence that the house was where my grandparents had lived for 30 years or so - however they had passed away 10 years previously!

    The dog was physic(sic) I tell ye Physic.

    These are both true tales
     
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  11. Vincemac

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    bb thats a few scumisses you have had just enjoy <bubbly>
     
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  12. Poolie Mackem Paul

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    My near death expierance was, i was walking home from the pub and was busting for a ****e. I decided the most logical answer was to try and jump over a fence (which has those 3 pronged spikes) anyway i slipped, chin first against the fence, pulled myself off and fell to the ground (about 12 foot drop). Whilst im wiping myself off, i thought i better check my neck and my finger went straight through as there was a big gaping hole in it. Dr told me it was about 1mm away from my trachea......nice.
     
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  13. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Ouch.That sounds ****ing awful mind.
     
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  14. jerseymackem

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    Wow, that's wierd, I've literally JUST come back from York, from that tower! I once got caught in a riptide in a beach in Jersey that's south-facing, it's the calmest one on the island! Once I was rescued, I had to wait for about four hours in A and E to make sure I wasn't dying of secondary drowning! o_O
     
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  15. Schwerer Gustav

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    Jerseymackem, whats with the signature, "SAFC - Cream of the Crap" - just don't get it marra
     
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  16. bonnybobbypark

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    Poolie. That would have got rid of the need to sh**e for me. Adrenalin is brown.

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  17. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Ive had a few, prefer not to disclose, but i have seen action 3 times courtesy of her Majesty
     
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  18. Billy Death

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    A bit like Kelvin Davis BB?
     
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  19. Nads

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    Not that ****ing bad, jeeesus man it's before 9!
     
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  20. Cest Advocaat

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    I once told the ex wife she wasnt as good at oral sex as her sister?


    Closest I will ever come to near death Lol


    thank you, thank you...I'm here all week!
     
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