Been meaning to do this for a while, I saw a lad with 'Don't look back in anger' tattood on his arm and asked him why and he just said he liked the line... What would you have tattood on your body from a song? Or just in general what lyrics do you like or think are funny? If nobody comments on this thread I'm turning into a shrine for my hero Steve Bruce, whereby I will showcase all of his greatest moments, some of them include football, not just eating. There's some footage of him eating a football covered in melted dairy lee slices as well. "Here we go again and my head is gone..." Would be mine by the way, from The Verve's song 'Sonnet' - just a timely reminder of the psychological issues I've overcome plus it's one of my favourite songs.
Go easy on my conscience 'Cause it's not my fault I know I've been taught To take the blame Rest assured my angels Will catch my tears Walk me out of here I'm in pain As my soul heals the shame I will grow through this pain Lord I'm doing all I can To be a better man ^^^^^ That song means so much to me
"Paranoia" [Mystikal] Sirens wail and lights start to dance I try to act normal but i'm ****tin' my pants Walking faster, look over my shoulder It's calming down now, the trails getting colder Turn a corner, I'm in for a shock I stared at a copper and now our eyes lock Time stands still, **** me does he know About the pills, the acid, the speed and the blow Stuffed in my pockets, my hat and my shoes Should have got a taxi but i can't stand the queues He looks away, breathe a sigh of relief Situations like this are nothing but grief [Chorus] The police are over there (and you're doing illegals, you're doing illegals) I tried to hide my vacant stare (they're watching you) [Eggsy] Two cones burn bright from the bong Sampled the mix, walking home like a moron Fear follows in a line behind Fills my mind, makes my sences go blind I hear footsteps followed by a diesel van See the blue lights being followed by the man It's getting late and i'm packin' the draw Do i tell them that i lost my dog like twice before It won't work, i'll say my gran just died Failing that, i'll say i'm looking for a cab ride My brain is racing and my legs turn to wood If the police see my eyes, they'll see i've been up to no good My mind tripping through the paranoid zone I should have ****ed it all off and called a pizza from home [Chorus] The police are over there (and you're doing illegals, you're doing illegals) I tried to hide my vacant stare (they're watching you) [Mike] Like a neon racer, speeding down the street I needs a ****in' spliff, i'd better be discreet Skinnin' up on Newport bridge, am i out of my mind? I looks in the mirror, the police are behind Got a pocket full of pills and a glove box full of Mary-jane I know - i'll lose 'em in the bus lane Taxi in the way, i'll never get past Those ****in' copper cars are well ****in fast I've only got a ****ty Vauxhall nova I'll never give up, I'll never pull over Avoiding eye contact, i weaves in and out Nearly caused a pile up on the ****in roundabout Blue lights are flashing, here we ****in go I'm smoking up a spliff and my car stinks of blow Then he sped past me and drove away So i drove 'round slow for the rest of the day [Chorus] The police are over there (and you're doing illegals, you're doing illegals) I tried to hide my vacant stare (they're watching you) [Adam] Flashing blue lights, reading my rights Drama, smokin' marijuana makes me ****in calmer Charlie tango alpha, i'm paranoid I'm ****tin' myself but it aint ****in heameroids Outside my house its an unmarked car I aint going down so piss you ****er oh no, hang on, its Two-way Bob With his new boyfriend, giving him a hand job He starts to sweat, his hands on his chopper Roll another fat one, he aint a ****in copper I got paranoid with my herbal cigs and when i goes out i wear dark glasses and wigs [2hats] Eyes are watching me everywhere I can't see them, but i can feel their stare Got to hold on tight when i see the police Don't want to have an *ughh* unexpected release [Chorus] The police are over there (and you're doing illegals, you're doing illegals) I tried to hide my vacant stare (they're watching you) The police are over there (and you're doing illegals, you're doing illegals) I tried to hide my vacant stare (they're watching you) CCTV, CCTV, CCTV, CCTV, CCTV, CCTV, CCTV, CCTV, CCTV, CCTV, CCTV, CCTV
I have "choose not a life of imitation" on my ribcage. Red Hot Chilli's. I felt it was pretty unique but I've seen it on other people's bodies on Facebook at least 3 times since, I think it's a pretty popular tattoo now actually. My mates fiancee has it on her foot, too. Lost a bit of it's meaning to me now and if I could turn back time I probably wouldn't get it tbh.
I don't have any tattoos I go off the idea too soon when I think of something good, tells me I'd only live to regret the choices I make.
That's right, you knows what I'm saying Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying. It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke Something funny to say when I was having a smoke. I first heard off this bloke, this ****ing rumour going round Your mother's reputation it's not sound She's saving up the pennies hoping they turn into pounds To have an operation to swap her gender around. It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet I said Your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis That's right Your mother's got a penis In internet rooms and computer mainframes There's loads of emails with your mother's blue veins. Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms But the ones on her member hidden in her gown. She walks around proud, with a short dress on Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong. Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye. I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter But I thought **** that I'd write a song much better. The only way to do it, to really let you know I could prove it because I gave it a blow. It was purely accident because she got me real drunk And she made me kiss her elephant trunk. You know why? That's right Your mother got a penis. Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis) Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis) Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis, c'mon) That's right Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis) Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis) Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis) Your mother's got a penis (Let's Rock !) That's right Your mother's got a penis When she walks down the street, then she walks like John Wayne I just seen her pissing standing up again. Don't make no sense when you see her here and there She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair. And a single eye that sometimes weeps If she lying on the bed she rubs it on the sheets Or up against the door or the back of your neck If your mother's around then you make a double check. I hate to tell you with all due respect Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum's wrecked. You know why? Your mother's got a penis
There are so many great Frank Zappa lines that apply here it's really hard to pick one. Maybe: Half a Dozen Provocative Squats, from the song by the same name Completely meaningless, but what a great conversation starter
wtf? Is that cardew and friends? for the op....beer beer we want more beer, all he lads are cheerin get the ****ing beer in... well maybes not all of it.
