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Stuff that really pisses you off - the holiday edition

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I met Beale in Marbella once

    Sold me a cracking Rolex for 10 euros <ok>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 22, 2015
  2. monacoger

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    He sold me a pair of Rey Ben for 3 euros about 6 weeks ago. To be honest, I'm not sure if it says Ben or Beri
     
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    monacoger, Jul 22, 2015
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Cambodians who rob your safe as you sleep
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 22, 2015
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    Random people coming up to you and shouting, so everybody in the hotel can hear, "you touched my kids in the pool, you dirty bastard"
     
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    monacoger, Jul 22, 2015
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    When darkies sell you drugs clearly pulled from their arseholes
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 22, 2015
  6. monacoger

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    Darkies
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Spanish guys who kick yer **** in
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 22, 2015
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    *Spanish guys who kick yer **** in for touching their kids in the pool
     
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    ^^^

    Hates taigs but doesn't mind sexually abusing their kids.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 22, 2015
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    Maids who magically time their visit to your room to when you've just started a dump.
     
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    ST reminiscing about what happened to him in his childhood
     
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    monacoger, Jul 22, 2015
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    Never been to Spain. I don't go on holidays where British people go.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 22, 2015
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    So you go to Bradford every year then? <whistle>
     
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    Don't ****ing blame you, I cringe when I hear a Scottish accent in Malaga, but luckily most of the ****s go to Marbella and other such ****eholes and leave Malaga for sophisticated people like me.
     
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    monacoger, Jul 22, 2015
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Never goes anywhere.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I make sure I'm spread eagle ****ing when the maids come round. They love it really even though the scream and about turn.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 22, 2015
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Dominic Strauss Khan
     
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    Cannae afford it. Not all of us earn SQA wages.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 22, 2015
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    Neither do I.
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Come again?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 22, 2015
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