He sold me a pair of Rey Ben for 3 euros about 6 weeks ago. To be honest, I'm not sure if it says Ben or Beri
Random people coming up to you and shouting, so everybody in the hotel can hear, "you touched my kids in the pool, you dirty bastard"
Don't ****ing blame you, I cringe when I hear a Scottish accent in Malaga, but luckily most of the ****s go to Marbella and other such ****eholes and leave Malaga for sophisticated people like me.
I make sure I'm spread eagle ****ing when the maids come round. They love it really even though the scream and about turn.