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  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Ever had sex with a woman or am I the only non virgin on here?

    <diva><diva><diva><diva><diva><diva><diva><diva><diva>
     
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    Sam Axe, Jul 14, 2011
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I had sex with a dolphin last night.

    Does that count?
     
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  3. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Only human women count <ok>
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> Posting this is a sure sign you're a virgin. Obviously it takes one to know one.....the tag cloud doesn't lie <whistle>
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Who said it was a 'woman' dolphin?

    :bandit:
     
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  6. Sam Axe

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    Ok anything male, human or otherwise doesn't count. Either do half and half beings before you say it.
     
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    Sam Axe, Jul 14, 2011
  7. Jobby Funbags

    Jobby Funbags Guest

    They're mostly (the lovely Rachel Riley aside) ****e at it, though <ok>
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Jul 14, 2011
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    no_chic_harito<laugh>
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    What's blow-hole sex like, stereo?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 14, 2011
  10. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator
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    repent sinner
     
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  11. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I never said a wasn't a sinner <ok>
     
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  12. Longview01

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    I'm basically married....so not anymore :p
     
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  13. Zico

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    When I was a teenager it was hard as **** to get a rub at a tit never mind yer hole.
    Nowadays if you've not pumped something by the age of 14 you're a ****.

    And yes, I have seen and been inside a Womans Ladygarden.
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Rather unsatisfying I'm afraid to say. Mind you, the dolphin did save me from drowning so it was a thank you **** more than anything else.
     
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  15. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    This is very true. Even when I was a teenager we had to work much harder to get some lovin'.
     
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    Sam Axe, Jul 14, 2011
  16. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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    post op or pre op?
     
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    El_Bando, Jul 14, 2011
  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    We used to go to the "kissing tree" and lie under it with yer bird. A good night was getting your hand inside her bra. A very good night was giving her the finger then sticking it under your mate's nose.
     
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  18. Jobby Funbags

    Jobby Funbags Guest

    A post-op dolphin?


    What would the porpoise of that be?


    <getscoat>
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Jul 14, 2011
  19. Kim Jong Il

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    Ask your sister <ok>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jul 14, 2011
  20. jerseymackem

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    I've never even had a girlfriend :(
     
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    jerseymackem, Jul 14, 2011
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