Posting this is a sure sign you're a virgin. Obviously it takes one to know one.....the tag cloud doesn't lie
Ok anything male, human or otherwise doesn't count. Either do half and half beings before you say it.
When I was a teenager it was hard as **** to get a rub at a tit never mind yer hole. Nowadays if you've not pumped something by the age of 14 you're a ****. And yes, I have seen and been inside a Womans Ladygarden.
Rather unsatisfying I'm afraid to say. Mind you, the dolphin did save me from drowning so it was a thank you **** more than anything else.
We used to go to the "kissing tree" and lie under it with yer bird. A good night was getting your hand inside her bra. A very good night was giving her the finger then sticking it under your mate's nose.