Don't be ****ing ridiculous I on;y ever post on here when at work, with the very odd exception and NEVER from my phone. Wouldn't know where to start
You only want the full PC experience for something as exquisite as not606? For the record, neither do I.
So you need to turn the email notification off then Same way as MITO told you yesterday but untick email notification
my view would be to create a new email address of gmail and change your contact details to that one and let the thing fill up with the junk.