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Transfer Rumours NUFC after Chancel Mbemba

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Eddie's British Plodders, Jul 16, 2015.

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  1. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    Apparently if Mbemba falls out of a boat he doesn't get wet, the water gets Mbemba'd.

    Hopefully he's as good as the write ups suggest.
     
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    Howe's about that then?, Jul 20, 2015
  2. YankMag

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    Hopefully he is atleast a 75 in fifa ultimate team. Sick of playing with crummy players who aren't overpowered at all.
     
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    YankMag, Jul 21, 2015
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  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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  4. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    So....apparently any deal for Mbemba is currently on hold as the club await news of any possible work permit. Apparently, as Congo are not in FIFA's top 50, it's difficult to get a work permit for a non-EU national.
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Jul 21, 2015
  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Lets not exaggerate, we all know once computer says no...
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I have heard that Mbemba used to help his dad's bricklaying company. Instead of using any cement/mortar mix, he just fused the bricks together with super human strength and mind control.
     
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  8. Rum & Black for 2

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    I have heard that Mbemba met BRS in the town and BRS wished Mbemba a good day.
     
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  9. Beardsley's Stylist

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    Just looked Congo's ranking up on FIFA's site and it shows them at 47. Am I missing something?

    http://www.fifa.com/fifa-world-ranking/ranking-table/men/

    Wales up to 10th I noticed as well.
     
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    Beardsley's Stylist, Jul 21, 2015
  10. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    That's Congo. Mbemba plays for DR Congo who are 60th.
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Jul 21, 2015

  11. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    So we're signing another sicknote? <doh>
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I think you misread that. They aren't 60th, it is just that he just celebrated his 60th
     
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  13. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    If his team mates weren't so **** there wouldn't be a problem!
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Jul 21, 2015
  14. Captain Hindsight

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    This guy is built like an ox.
     
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  15. Beardsley's Stylist

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    What's a D and R between friends?
     
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  16. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Blame Greg Dyke - It used to be the FIFA top 70 until he butted in.
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Jul 21, 2015
  17. Beardsley's Stylist

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    Looking at the ranking list, if this was a hard and fast rule no Premiership club could sign anyone from the following countries

    52 Republic of Ireland
    55 Egypt
    57 Nigeria
    59 Australia

    to name just a few countries that have produced some good players in the past and are now below 50.
     
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  18. cronemeister

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    I've also heard that when Tiote looks in the mirror, he sees Mbemba's reflection staring back at him
     
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    cronemeister, Jul 21, 2015
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  19. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Screenshot_2015-07-21-21-55-35.png
     
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  20. JakartaToon

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    Get him on a good English course and put him on a student visa. As long as he doesnt work more than 20hrs a week, and what footballer does, there should be no problem.
     
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