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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zico, Jul 14, 2011.

  1. Zico

    Zico Active Member

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    You ever tried it?
     
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    Yeah, did it about 4 times... mainly when already nutted (and once when trying to impress a new burd)

    Magic for a bit but gets boring (and a little worrying) after a while!

    Stopped when I started to get heart palpitations!
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

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    Does it just help maintain a stiffy, or do you have a more intense orgasm when you blow your beans?
     
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    You end up with a near constant stauner for about 6 hours!!!

    I got a bit of an "ecky" buzz off it when i took it - like an ecky rush!
     
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  5. It would smash plates <ok>

    I've used the real ones, fake ones (was instructed to only take half - worked fine) and the herbal ones out of my local Chinese herbalist.

    All of them did the job - my mate gets prescribed it now and I get the odd one off him now and again - you can go at it as hard as you like cos there's no worry of "doing a Beale".

    Even when you come, you can just keep going <ok>
     
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    Don't need it <ok>
     
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  7. SleepySpecialK

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    I need anti-viagra, or sex
     
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    would it be worth my while trying it? is it expensive?
     
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  9. If you know anyone with diabetes, they can tell their doctor they're suffering from floppy pole and you'll get them for the price of a prescription (free if you live in Scotland <ok>)
     
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    my mate is diabetic, its just a bit awkward getting him to get it for me cos i'll need to tell him about my problem. ive been lyin to him for years that i make burds cum 10 times every time
     
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    my mate said he can get me the gel that you apparently rub on your gums and it works?

    Anyone had any experience with gel?
     
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  12. SleepySpecialK

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    Not much point if you don't have a bird mate.
     
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  13. Just say you've got a new piece and you want to make sure you'll go all day the first time you podger them.


    That's the reason I got the herbal ones (tenner for three pills - Paisley Piazza or in the Savoy Centre in Glasgow)
     
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  14. Zico

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    That wasn't the question stud <ok>


    I've tried a half a Viagra and I had a cock like a porn-star, it looked as though it had TWICE the amount of blood in it. <yikes>
    And yes, you can smash plates with your staunner. <ok>

    My mate took a full one with Ching and said he eventually tried running cold water over his cock to try and get rid of it. No thanks.
     
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    Just been on the news that a pharmach has been broken into by four masked men and a quantity of viagra has been stolen.

    Police are on the lookout for four hardened criminals.............................
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I hear they've diverted to Aberdeenshire, to investigate crimes against comedy :police:
     
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  17. Will that stand up in court, though <baboomtish>
     
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    I took one once but it got stuck in my throat.

    I had a stiff neck for the rest of the day!

    TAXI!
     
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    Imagine having to go to a funeral, an important business meeting or a job interview like that :laugh:
     
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  20. Otto Flayshow

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    Especially if you were the dead guy. They'd never get the coffin closed.
     
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