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At Last: An Explanation As To Why We're All Fat Alkie Bastards

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Jul 14, 2011.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I heard that Westerners are naturally more tolerant to alcohol due to the fact that our ancestors used alcohol to purify water, whereas Orientals used tea. Going right back to antiquity, wine and beer have been used so we've evolved to be natural piss-heads.
     
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  3. -jordan-

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    what a load of ****ing bollocks. im tired of all this nonsense research coming out..we're fat bastards because we eat more and exercise less.

    ****ing muppets
     
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    Dr Alasdair mackenzie is a legend. He's gone to the trouble of becoming an expert in Neuropsychopharmocology just to give his family, frineds and work colleagues a well argued and scientifcally supoported reason for why he consumes 10 pints and three kebabs every day.

    What a star.
     
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    <laugh> great picture though
     
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    Is this the reason Scotsmen often wear skirts, as they`re so obese they can`t find trousers to fit?
     
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    What a load of cliche-ridden, stereotyping nonsense.

    It's nothing to do with genes. Asians are slimmer simply because they all do kung fu.
     
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  8. Sam Axe

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    Availability of more and more fast food + more alcoholic drinks available for cheap in supermarkets + less exercising = fat alkie bastards

    And I didn't need to spend all that money on a study to find that out
     
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  9. lone ranger

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    its so we can **** your wives easier
     
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    <laugh>

    I'm not fat and I'm Scottish <ok>
     
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  11. Me neither - but I'm also considered a God and worshipped by chubby birds <ok>
     
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  12. Sam Axe

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    I am fat and it is purely because I like food <ok>
     
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    me 2, chubbies and asians love me <ok>
     
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    I love eating, but I also love being fit and rubbing baby oil all over my eight-pack.
     
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    Fixed.
     
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  16. Kim Jong Il

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    i rub the baby oil all over mu cock <****lube>
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I rub baby oil on my lambeg drum of a belly <diva>
     
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