Australian sports fans. ****s are atrocious winners and the biggest greeting faced ****s when they lose. Chip shops that sell kebabs and pizzas ****s that go on holiday and still eat **** like burgers every night as they don't like any of that foreign muck
People who seem surprised when the lights turn green at traffics lights. Usually women, often old gits. What the **** were you expecting, to be there all day? Be ready. As soon as it goes green you should be on the bite point on the clutch and get ****ing moving.
The Indian I go to does great pizzas actually. 8 quid as well compared with 15 for the same size at dominos which taste like Toby's jeans
Have you ever had a Papa John's Pizza? ****ing boggin and costs a bloody fortune. Dont get me started on their chicken wings.
Zany people. This who think they are zany, act zany and dress zany. Sad, attention seeking ****s. Death is too good for them. And jugglers.
Mmmhmm. That would be the joke auld fella. Next one will involve a mother in law or a dog with no nose so there's no confusion.
People who often say "so I turned around to him and said ", as if they had their backs turned when a statement or commment was made
People who rip their litter (normally scratch cards) into shreds before dropping it on the floor. They should be repeatedly kicked in the cods for 140 minutes, as opposed to the 120 minutes for non-shredders.
Driving through the beautiful Irish countryside Ponders I often see folk throw litter from their cars into the road then onto the fields. I feel like killing them.
When I was driving my landrover on patrol I used to throw my *** ends and empty packets out the window.
