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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Jul 18, 2015.

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  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    People who say can I get instead of have.

    That ****wit on the new McDonalds advert is the perfect example. McDonalds and dreadful vocabulary, an amalgamation of everything ****e in the world.

    Well, not everything but two things.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    At the moment you arrived were you asked about the cake?
     
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  3. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I think McDonalds should be praised for many reasons: youth employment and promotion prospects; local and national charity projects; ethical produce procedures.

    The food makes me ill, though.
     
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  4. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    I literally just polished off a big mac and chips.
    (About 20 minutes ago)
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What kind of polish did you use?
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    please log in to view this image


    Look at the arse on that ^
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 18, 2015
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  7. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    Am I allowed to like the above image ?.
     
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    Nathan Barley, Jul 18, 2015
  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    When you're enjoying a lazy weekend ****, and the ****s downstairs set off the building's smoke alarm again because they can't be arsed using their cooker's extractor fan.
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    If you don't you're a raging ****.
     
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  10. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    Can you just delete it before we all get into trouble please ?.:emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    "Can I get?"

    I'm half tempted to open a café just so that I can refuse to serve people who use that Americanism.
     
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  12. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    Or the presumptuous ""I'll have ".
     
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  13. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    Me in a cafe.

    "Can I have a coffee please?"

    In a restaurant

    " Can I have a T bone steak please ?"
     
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    Nathan Barley, Jul 18, 2015
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    May I have.
     
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  15. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    I would literally bury my fat face betwixt those Trevor .
     
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  16. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    I only use "may" in posh places Nando's "can" or you look like a pussy o cuz.
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    It doesn't get any better than that does it, Nathan?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I just say "geez a sausage supper ya howlin boot."
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 18, 2015
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    Any volume setting that isn't set in multiples of 5.

    People that make tea then somehow forget there's a bin for their ****ing teabags.
     
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  20. Archers Road

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    Give us...
     
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  21. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    May I have a gobble?
     
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