People who think their kids are geniuses and never miss a chance to prove it "Jemima can play the piano". So ****ing what - you should be training her to ensure she doesn't become a stuck up arrogant self serving **** like her mother.
Gym-obsessed weirdos who post **** on Facebook and Twitter like 'Just done an amazing leg session '. Do these people who brag about exercise seriously think they're interesting? Fair play if it's a marathon but in my experience these people are the most boring, self-obsessed ****ers on the planet.
To be fair, anybody and everybody on any form of social media are self obsessed attention whoring ****s. Except me.
When push comes to shove, it's always Fatty McFatty who can handle his booze compared to the fitness freaks who are out of it by the third drink. The fatties tend to be more carefree and fun as well.
People who constantly moan about being on a diet. If it's going to stop you whingeing have that bloody chocolate bar.
This is an amazing coincidence, I was going to post a thread called "You know what really grinds my gears?" This is what really grinds my gears: People trying to get on a busy train as soon as the doors open. Queue jumpers Adults on bikes on the pavement People looking at their phones instead where they are walking (Like Brett I breenge into them) Chuggers Hari Krishna Beggars Human statues Floppy haired kids busking with an accoustic guitar People who put their feet up on the seats on public transport People who put their bag on the inside seat while they sit on the outside one Men with ponytails Old/fat/bald men wearing vests (or no shirt at all when the thermometer hits 20)
Colleagues who bang on about their holiday plans three months before they are due to go. If they announce they are going to get coffee my body language indicates a desire to commit mass murder. You would think that would make them think twice before going on and on and ****ing on about going to some bit of Spain or Portugal that's"off the beaten track". but oh no. It is even worse when they come back - ****s think they're Ernest Hemingway.
Did I mention me an fuddy are going to the Maldives in February? It's a shared birthday present to each other. We'll be staying in a water bungalow, all inclusive, the full shebang. Not yer standard water bungalows for us, oh no, it's the deluxe for us. Did I mention that?
